Are You Scared Of These Stories?

Jenkins anxiously waits for his mom and Step Dad…er…Step Terry…Terry to return from an extended Christmas shopping trip. When Terry finally returns to change lightbulbs on the roof, Jenkins accidentally spooks him causing him to fall off the roof and hurt his neck. Now, Terry desperately needs his rest to heal. Hibbs and Owens quietly try to figure out what happened to Terry without waking him up, but is it really Terry? And what happened to Jenkins’ mom? The truth is more terrifying than you could ever imagine. Special Guest appearances by Santa Claus, Periwinkle the Elf, Turquoise the Elf, Snow Meiser, Heat Meiser, Yukon Jack, and the Yeti. Credit to "Ikson - Christmas song" for backing music to Jenkins Christmas song. aysots.com Patreon: https://bit.ly/3H288sO www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

It takes a lot of work aka murder, to maintain the #1 spot on the charts. Learn the dark truth of how the Hanson family asserted their musical dominance.

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In the fourth action packed installment of the Mark Mallowcup saga, our hero is strapped to a rocket by inter dimensional Michio Kaku’s and blasted to the moon to fight a horde of sentient Gatorade machines. As he fights his way through the Gatorade machines, he discovers a baby Gatorade machine and will have to decide to destroy it or adopt it as his own. A Raw Tape is a scary story tape fresh from the talk boy that hasn't been processed for paranormal activity (its a recording of a live scary storytelling performance by the founding members of the scary storytellers society. Gather by the fire and listen to AYSOTS in the raw if you dare!) Watch the next Raw Tapes recording live on Twitch! Link below. https://linktr.ee/aysots

Rebecca Richards from WBBY News digs deep to find out what is a raw tape. https://linktr.ee/aysots

Jenkins and Owens’ nog sloggin Xmas celebrations are turned into the nightmare before Christmas Eve Eve, when a mad man straps bombs to their necks threatening to kill them if they don’t destroy Christmas. Is the mad bomber Hibbs just trying to spook the baby boys? Is it a vengeful enemy from the past? Or is it a man lost in time, who’s been psychologically tormented into pretending to be a subservient Man-Elf? All will be revealed at three past midnight mountain time! Prepare yourselves for a bombastic Scaremas Special that will blow your head right off of your shoulders! Special Guests: Santa Claus, JawRule the Reindeer, and Sinbad Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.twitch.tv/AYSOTS www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

The xum revolution has already been written in the code within the stars! The final upload is upon us! Are you prepared for what’s to xum? Like sh*t down the throat, the Y2K virus chokes the life out of the Netrix universe destroying the digital realities around the Scary Storyteller Boys as they desperately try to get back to the real world...but did the real world even exist in the first place, or is it all just one long, humiliating, wet dream created by horny robots? Prepare yourselves for the mind-melting “xumtastic” conclusion to the unnecessary Netrix trilogy, where humanity’s true purpose for being enslaved inside the Netrix is revealed, a revelation that links the fate of “the one” with the fate of the Netrix as it rests on the brink of total destruction. Special Guests: Larry Fish, Joey Pantelone, and Bill Gaits aka “The Fat Cat Billy G” Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.twitch.tv/AYSOTS www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitte

It's a simple procedure. That's why there are 2 parts to this commercial. Excerpt of EP. 45 - Y2K: Netrix Reloaded www.aysots.com

In this tape submitted by Jon Grilz, creator of the Creepy Podcast, documents another hopeless attempt to find any sign of the poor scary story boys. Spoiler alert...they're dead. Always have been and always will be. Although Jon has never found the boys, he's honored their memory countless times. Make sure to check out Jon's show, Creepy Podcast. He's releasing a new episode every day of the month of October. creepypod.com

When you need the best in audiology, go to the professionals that crawl deep into your ear. Pulled from EP. 44 - Y2K: Enter the Netrix Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

It’s time to digital surf and ride the digits with the scary story boys into the deepest, darkest depths of the Netrix in part 2 of this xumtastic trilogy. Lost within the Netrix, Owens and Hibbs have to Tango and Cash their way through Kazaam slime monsters, filthy anti-virus agents, and scour the seedly underworld of the Yahoo user chats to find their beloved Jenkins. The closer they get to finding Jenkins the closer they get to discovering the horror of what lies beyond the Netrix and the true fate of “the one.” Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

As the baby boys shift into the early oughts, the Y2K computer virus has ravaged the world and infected Jenkins sucking him into the cyber world of The Net. To save Jenkins and the world, Owens and Hibbs have to dive into the deepest and most depraved realms of the internet to find Jenkins and prevent the Y2K virus from digitizing all of humanity and, more importantly, the destruction of the scary story archives! Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Forget the OJ Simpson trial! This is the biggest and boldest courtroom battle of the 90s! The Scary Storyteller Boys rail against the ghoulish wrath of the Tennamens family in a legal drama that spans multiple TV courtrooms. The Scary Storytellers Society is in jeopardy of being permanently shut down when the Tennamens’ Coffee Corporation sues Hibbs for hundreds of millions of dollars. Hibbs’ potential countersuit against the Tennamens could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams, which forces Jenkins and Owens to ally with him in order to gain his trust and steal his legal winnings. No judge can contain the bloodshed or the carnage of Tennamens v Hibbs! Support the Scary Story Boys through Patreon: https://bit.ly/2A9meLH www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/store/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

The Scary Story Boys are now on Patreon! Click here to become a member of the Scary Storyteller Society: https://www.patreon.com/areyouscaredo... Listen to the podcast at: https://apple.co/3abweQX or wherever you listen to podcasts. www.aysots.com www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

A clip from EP. 35 - "How the World was Saved by a Man on the Bus Named Squatter". Listen to the full episode here: https://tinyurl.com/ww2caas www.aysots.com Youtube: tinyurl.com/u8jftqv www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Happy Easter! In this clip from EP. 39, Gary Scary reminds us of the reason for the season with his various egg dumps and eventual cape crucifixion of Hibbs. Listen to the full episode here: https://tinyurl.com/rhyvd8t www.aysots.com Youtube: tinyurl.com/u8jftqv www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

Powerade brings the power to the people with this man on the street interview. Powerade is asking the people, "When Did You First Drink Powerade?" www.aysots.com Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/u8jftqv www.teespring.com/aysots Facebook: bit.ly/2Ckstrr Twitter: bit.ly/2gYIIpr Instagram: bit.ly/2zEshC4

A Sara Lee sponsored instructional song, teaching customers how to properly bake their Sara Lee apple pie. Buy the track here: https://tinyurl.com/upy8rx3 Listen to the Are You Scared of These Stories? Podcast on your preferred podcast provider. www.aysots.com

A Tombstone Pizza sponsored instructional song, teaching customers how to properly cook their Tombstone pizza. Buy the track here: https://tinyurl.com/u3uct9d Listen to the Are You Scared of These Stories? Podcast on your preferred podcast provider. www.aysots.com